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REBLOG IF YOU LOVE AGENT COULSON.
EVERYONE REBLOG.
FOREVER.
THE WHOLE WEBSITE BETTER FUCKING REBLOG
Tears.
“They’re vintage”
Oh Coulson we love you
I don’t have feels
I have Phils
I don’t have Phils
I have Pheels.
MY PHEELS
ALL MY PHEELS.
(Source: morethanpotter)
- Teacher: Time to hand in the homework, everyone. Now, I know I said it would be pretty low-key, but-
- Me: LOKI?
- Teacher: Pardon?
- Me: The God of Mischief.
- Teacher: ...okay. So, where's your homework?
- Me: I don't have it.
- Teacher: What?
- Me: I sent it off, I know not where.
- Teacher: Are you feeling okay? You're speaking a little strange...
- Me: Is it madness? IS IT?
- Teacher: Hey, watch your tone-
- Me: WHY? BECAUSE I'M THE MONSTER PARENTS TELL THEIR CHILDREN ABOUT AT NIGHT?
- Teacher: Okay, I think you need to-
- Me: How's your coffee?
- Teacher: What?
- Me: You can't survive without your coffee, right? Like gas in the tank?
- Teacher: I don't-
- Me: There's no gas in the tank.
- Teacher: What-
- Me: I took the caffeine out. Decaf. It's decaffeinated. You're going to get TIRED and fall ASLEEP. Ohohohohohohoho, you're going to look like such an ASS.
- Teacher: Okay, I think it's time for-
- Me: LOKI'D.
- Teacher: Could someone escort her up to the Principal's office?
- Me: NO. YOU ARE ALL OF YOU BENEATH ME.
- Teacher: Preferably several someones?
- Me: I AM A GOD. I WON'T BE BULLIED BY A-
- Teacher: Restrain her.
- Me: *being dragged away* I DO WHAT I WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaant...
- Teacher: What even.
- Friend: You know, she may not have done her homework, but you can be damn sure she'll avenge it.
drarry-sherlocked-the-echelon:
Tom Hiddleston just capslocked MID-SENTENCE and said “THIS” and linked something, your argument is invalid.
This. He used this.
Maybe… maybe he really is on Tumblr.
HIDE EVERYTHING
HI TOM HOW ARE YOU
CAN YOU SEE THIS POST?
IF YES HI THERE WE LOVE YOU AND YOUR WORK
![finalproblem:
supersexy-cool:
finalproblem:
It’s like this still is from an alternate universe where Sherlock is the sweet one and Molly is the pain in the ass.
CAN THIS BE A THING
I think it needs to be.
Sherlock: Dim, this is Molly Hooper.
Dimmock: Hi. So, you’re Molly Hooper. Sherlock’s told me all about you. You doing one of your post-mortems?
Sherlock: Dim works in detecting, at the Yard. That’s how we met. Office romance.
Molly: [glances at Dimmock] Straight.
Sherlock: Sorry, what?
Molly: Nothing. Um, “wait” while I get my hand out of this man’s chest cavity.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4z48rjUer1r9yflwo1_500.jpg)
It’s like this still is from an alternate universe where Sherlock is the sweet one and Molly is the pain in the ass.
CAN THIS BE A THING
I think it needs to be.
Sherlock: Dim, this is Molly Hooper.
Dimmock: Hi. So, you’re Molly Hooper. Sherlock’s told me all about you. You doing one of your post-mortems?
Sherlock: Dim works in detecting, at the Yard. That’s how we met. Office romance.
Molly: [glances at Dimmock] Straight.
Sherlock: Sorry, what?
Molly: Nothing. Um, “wait” while I get my hand out of this man’s chest cavity.
- Snape: be careful
- Snape: people might think you're
- Snape:
- Snape:
- Snape:
- Harry:
- Hermione:
- Ron:
- Snape:
- Universe:
- God:
- Snape:
- Snape: up
- Snape: to something
roses are red
violets are blue
sunflowers are yellow
i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts
(Source: mrcraabs)
Picking five favorite books is like picking the five body parts you’d most like not to lose.
—Neil Gaiman (via 4mbivalent)
